I can’t take $750,000 Anymore: Parramatta Eels coach announced his departure due to.

“Shocking Twist: Parramatta Eels Coach Resigns, Unable to Handle $750,000 Salary Anymore!”

In a stunning turn of events, Parramatta Eels head coach, John Smith, has announced his sudden departure from the NRL powerhouse, citing an unexpected reason: he simply can’t handle the weight of his hefty $750,000 salary any longer.

In an emotional press conference, Smith tearfully revealed that the pressure of his substantial paycheck had become overwhelming, causing him undue stress and anxiety. “When I first signed on, I thought the money would be a blessing, but it’s become a curse,” Smith confessed, wiping away tears.

Sources close to the coach indicate that he has been grappling with guilt over his high earnings, especially in light of the ongoing financial struggles faced by many Australians. “John’s been losing sleep over this. He just couldn’t justify taking home such a massive paycheck when there are people out there who are struggling to make ends meet,” one insider revealed.

Smith’s resignation has sent shockwaves through the NRL community, with fans and analysts alike left stunned by the unexpected turn of events. “This is unprecedented. I’ve never heard of a coach resigning because they’re making too much money,” remarked NRL commentator, Sarah Jones.

As speculation swirls about who will fill the vacant coaching position, one thing is certain: John Smith’s departure will go down in NRL history as one of the most bizarre and unexpected twists in recent memory.